A joke (courtesy of Zombie-Khrist)

I have built hundreds of houses, do they call me Jesus the builder? No, they don't

I have cooked thousands of meals in my life, do they call me Jesus the cook? No, they don't

I have swum hundreds of miles, do they call me Jesus the swimmer? No they don't!

I have travel all around the world, do they call me Jesus the traveller? No, fuck! they don't!

I have written many books, do they call me Jesus the writer, Noooo!!!!!!!!

For heaven's sake, I only shagged one sheep...