Yeah I know...

 

I know we are fucking stupid, we simply love to rejoice in an imaginary world of big motorcycles, hot chicks and stupid stuff... but we ain't messing anyone and we simply enjoy this surreal world, right? Wanking time again...

Turbo Lover

 

Madness Driven

 

SUMMEREND ST. 2020

This has been a hell of a year for everybody, and as usual, the riding season is nearly gone. I hope you've had your chances of riding well enough even though situation was crappy

Sleepin' on the Motörcycle by Zombie Khrist

 Hey how's your fucking summer going you suckers?

I hope you've been using your free time -if you had any- riding and not busy with shitty chores such as work, cleaning the living-room or watching porn... well this last one is not too bad isn't it? But if you did I guess you'd rather be fucking

So the thing is that I got plenty of riding time this summer as the pandemic got me unemployed and I didn't care too much about how long my savings will last... not too long you idiot

During the ride, I took a journey which proved more than I could chew. It was a 1,300 km ride, not my longest, but it was probably my toughest due to conditions. The thing is after some 900 km I couldn't handle it no more.

I'd some trouble finding a petrol station at night -most of them were closed due to pandemic, fuck the bloody bug!- and I decided to stop in a truckers' rest area. All trucks parked there with their drivers sleeping inside, I presume

So I parked my fucking motörcycle and I took a long nap on it

When I woke up, there was a gardener picking up the weed from the banks surrounding me who shouted a great 'good morning' to me which I welcomed greatly before going back on the road

So the lesson be that no matter what the conditions are, you only need your motörcycle and the guts to do it

AMEN

 

Are We Allowed to Ride?

Pandemic has proved how dependant we are from the governments who rule us.

A bunch of motherfuckers suckling from people's taxes to live like a chosen creature of God. Bollocks

In many cases, motorcycles were banned as we were banned from going out so nobody to ride them... 

#FUCKCORONAVIRUS

But things are sometimes hard to grasp. Come on, you ride alone, you are isolated and you don't interfere with anyone else... can you think of a better vehicle to keep the virus away? Probably not

Feeling alive basically means doing what you like... That's a nice definition of freedom. Freedom that's being taken from us by soulless individuals whose only wish is to fuck you off... unless we fuck them firstly

Daisy Lowe nude

 

Looking back...

 

Going on an adventure

Going on an adventure trip on your bike can be the most exhausting thing you'll ever do...

But I'll all depend on how you face it really. What catches the most of the feeling is the freedom and joy or riding to the sunset when you have nowhere to go really. That's like a wild animal going through the forests. Hunting for prey

So when was the last time you went on an adventure?

The definition of adventure will differ from some bikers to others, of course. However; I consider the adventure starts when you are unsure of what's coming next

And when you're lost and alone having trouble, then is the adventure sucks your soul... then you're totally hooked up or afraid for the rest of your life

And for the number of adventure bikes out there I can tell you something, they're all great! Ride the bike you can... no matter what the hell anyone tells you

I'm totally freaked out by the idiots who spend a fortune on a bike to ride it to the café by the corner and tell silly stories about his... rides to the café. Fuck them all!

Just Ride

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MJR HIMALAYAN