Sleepin' on the Motörcycle by Zombie Khrist

 Hey how's your fucking summer going you suckers?

I hope you've been using your free time -if you had any- riding and not busy with shitty chores such as work, cleaning the living-room or watching porn... well this last one is not too bad isn't it? But if you did I guess you'd rather be fucking

So the thing is that I got plenty of riding time this summer as the pandemic got me unemployed and I didn't care too much about how long my savings will last... not too long you idiot

During the ride, I took a journey which proved more than I could chew. It was a 1,300 km ride, not my longest, but it was probably my toughest due to conditions. The thing is after some 900 km I couldn't handle it no more.

I'd some trouble finding a petrol station at night -most of them were closed due to pandemic, fuck the bloody bug!- and I decided to stop in a truckers' rest area. All trucks parked there with their drivers sleeping inside, I presume

So I parked my fucking motörcycle and I took a long nap on it

When I woke up, there was a gardener picking up the weed from the banks surrounding me who shouted a great 'good morning' to me which I welcomed greatly before going back on the road

So the lesson be that no matter what the conditions are, you only need your motörcycle and the guts to do it

AMEN

Sexy as Hell

Black Metal by Z-K

Words have sometimes two meanings

Fuck Hipster... but God bless them!

We've been invaded by wealthy bearded men wearing old fashion stuff which is of current make and cost a fortune, the hipster revolution is here!

 

And so many are now changing, but the penomenom we're to talk about is their repercussion in motorbikes.

 

Classic rides is no new thing to motorcycle industry, and Triumph was the first one to make a bold move and resuscitate old glorious rides with modern day technology.

 

That made the perfect ride for them, as the Bonnevilles fit them tremendously. So we now have a BMW R nine T, a Ducati Scramler, Yamaha XRJ and an ongoing list of heritage motorcycles reviving old times... and that's great dudes!

 

The Against Guys 

But others are claiming that hipster have ruined the motorcycle scene, as true bikers are not hipsters and you do not need to polish your beard to ride a chopper like a cowboy. Well true as well, but what's the point?

Freedom is in the bikers' genes, no doubt, and so let them behave like they fucking want. Those who despise the hipster movement might feel attacked by them, and that's why they get a bit hysterical. 

If they are affecting you, you might not be what you said you were. Not feeling sure of you sexuality mate?

 

New Wave 

Chopper garages are now focusing on café racers, the entire scene has been renewed without losing its roots, in addition we've learnt to learn from other tendencies which are very cool, and everytime I visit the garage of a bike customizer, I see they're not just working on choppers, but café racers, street trackers, scramblers, old day roadsters... that's just cool man!

Until I see some adverts out there saying Café Racer event, no cruisers allowed... Custom Bike show, no whatever fuck allowed... 

Who the fuck do you think you are to ban things?

Silly Thougts

Life is an infinite road we inevitably ride to Hell. No turning back... what made you think you were special? what made you think you were the chosen one?

Humbly kickstart your machine and live until the day death takes you off, and find out what were you chosen for by living your whole existence giving the maximum you can give, not expecting shit from others.

Each and every individual you face in life is fighting a fight you have no idea of, so don't judge. Only the stupid judge, only the bastards execute. Things will go down by their own weight, no need for any motherfucker to pass by and decide.

Zombie Killer

Porn casting by Z-K

Merry Christmas!

I dunno if you're one of those dudes who hates Christmas -like Axel- but I want to take my chances and wish u all a Merry Christmas. We sometimes stick to the past and feel a bit lonely or sad, but remember, yesterday is dead and gone!
  

Ride carefully, take chances and enjoy life's contradictions!

Z-K

Winter Season is nearly here, by Z-K

I consider this weekend the first one of the winter season. I know it's still autumn, but the feeling, cold weather and the few sparks of rain made it a perfect day for riding all covered up.

Nights will be freezing cold, and bad weather conditions are lovely for a ride. Nevermind what others say or do, we real bikers ride in all weather conditions. It's not that we like to ride in the middle of the pouring rain, it is just that if you're a tough rider who knows how and needs to ride, you couldn't care less about a few drops of water, snow or a fucking storm.

Zombie Khrist

Z-K

Yes, we're weird guys...

People staring at us, in every corner, in every ride.

Society demands, and we give to it, but trying to survive and never forgetting who we really are.

Tattoes, bikes, rock and roll or whatever fucking shit you like,

yes, we're weird guys

We'd rather die before being a slave of a mortgage,

we fly like birds in the sky,

we die like heroes in battle.

Yes, we're weird guys

Z-K

Thanx daddy did not only create guys... by Z-K