Merry Fucking Xmas!

 

Turbo Lover

 

Madness Driven

 

Boobie Bikes

 

It had to happen...

When there's XS in your life, you gotta pay some consequences right? So who cares anyway whatever may come our way if it was while we were eating pussy?

SUMMEREND ST. 2020

This has been a hell of a year for everybody, and as usual, the riding season is nearly gone. I hope you've had your chances of riding well enough even though situation was crappy

Sleepin' on the Motörcycle by Zombie Khrist

 Hey how's your fucking summer going you suckers?

I hope you've been using your free time -if you had any- riding and not busy with shitty chores such as work, cleaning the living-room or watching porn... well this last one is not too bad isn't it? But if you did I guess you'd rather be fucking

So the thing is that I got plenty of riding time this summer as the pandemic got me unemployed and I didn't care too much about how long my savings will last... not too long you idiot

During the ride, I took a journey which proved more than I could chew. It was a 1,300 km ride, not my longest, but it was probably my toughest due to conditions. The thing is after some 900 km I couldn't handle it no more.

I'd some trouble finding a petrol station at night -most of them were closed due to pandemic, fuck the bloody bug!- and I decided to stop in a truckers' rest area. All trucks parked there with their drivers sleeping inside, I presume

So I parked my fucking motörcycle and I took a long nap on it

When I woke up, there was a gardener picking up the weed from the banks surrounding me who shouted a great 'good morning' to me which I welcomed greatly before going back on the road

So the lesson be that no matter what the conditions are, you only need your motörcycle and the guts to do it

AMEN

Riding Solo

 

Nobody knows the true path, so follow your own...

You sometimes just need to hit the road and see what you find

Getting Away

 

Fuck the World...

I'm going away for a long ride with the hope that things would be fixed up when I come back, if I come back...

90% of Idiots in the world, the odds are against you...

Riding through the coast line has always been a pleasure, except for Summer...

I believe I'm very lucky to live in an area where most of the people work a whole year to spend a couple of weeks in. I live in a paradise of sunshine, beaches and beautiful women

Riding here is a great experience and the landscapes are amazing. But August brings tourists, and tourists rent a bloody car and drive some hazardous roads full of traffic where drivers speed up or slow down without any care for the rest of road users

It's a bloody fight against the idiots who don't respect motorcycles. Yes, that's true, drivers couldn't care less about riders except when they crash them and kill them and then they become their own problem

An eighty-kilometre ride along the coast yesterday became a constant road rage fight against wealthy idiots driving Porches and pissing off everybody here. Police is still keen on catching me speeding with the motorcycle (because that's what they do, they attack riders and truck drivers mostly) to get their salaries and the rest of you can kill yourselves. They will later report it was the dead's fault and they'd wash their hands

We live in a fucking messed up world. If not COVID-19 it'd be our own stupidity which would kill us all. Meanwhile...

ROCK HARD, FUCK HARDER, RIDE FASTER

 

Are We Allowed to Ride?

Pandemic has proved how dependant we are from the governments who rule us.

A bunch of motherfuckers suckling from people's taxes to live like a chosen creature of God. Bollocks

In many cases, motorcycles were banned as we were banned from going out so nobody to ride them... 

#FUCKCORONAVIRUS

But things are sometimes hard to grasp. Come on, you ride alone, you are isolated and you don't interfere with anyone else... can you think of a better vehicle to keep the virus away? Probably not

Feeling alive basically means doing what you like... That's a nice definition of freedom. Freedom that's being taken from us by soulless individuals whose only wish is to fuck you off... unless we fuck them firstly