Wednesday, 30 September 2020
SUMMEREND ST. 2020
Tuesday, 15 September 2020
Sleepin' on the Motörcycle by Zombie Khrist
Hey how's your fucking summer going you suckers?
I hope you've been using your free time -if you had any- riding and not busy with shitty chores such as work, cleaning the living-room or watching porn... well this last one is not too bad isn't it? But if you did I guess you'd rather be fucking
So the thing is that I got plenty of riding time this summer as the pandemic got me unemployed and I didn't care too much about how long my savings will last... not too long you idiot
During the ride, I took a journey which proved more than I could chew. It was a 1,300 km ride, not my longest, but it was probably my toughest due to conditions. The thing is after some 900 km I couldn't handle it no more.
I'd some trouble finding a petrol station at night -most of them were closed due to pandemic, fuck the bloody bug!- and I decided to stop in a truckers' rest area. All trucks parked there with their drivers sleeping inside, I presume
So I parked my fucking motörcycle and I took a long nap on it
When I woke up, there was a gardener picking up the weed from the banks surrounding me who shouted a great 'good morning' to me which I welcomed greatly before going back on the road
AMEN